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<hr><img src="soul.gif" width="322" height="236" align="BOTTOM" naturalsizeflag="3">SOUL MATE
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<h3>Plato sez <br> We're each part<br> Of one broken being<br> That yearns to be reunited<br> But take it from me, buddy<br> Merging with the Mysterious Other<br> Is no picnic.<br> <br> She's neat and you're messy<br> Wants sex when you don't<br> She's plain and you're dressy<br> Hangs out where you won't<br> <br> You don't really want a soul mate<br> She's all and everything you're not<br> You don't really need a soul mate<br> How about a tetanus shot<br> Instead?<br> <br> Compared to joining with my soul mate<br> I would pick a firing squad<br> Making love to such a creature<br> Would be a lot like fucking God<br> <br> You don't really want a soul mate<br> She's all and everything you're not<br> You don't really need a soul mate<br> How about a shot of bot-<br> ulinus neurotoxin instead?<br> <br> You're on time and She's on acid<br> None of you has half a clue<br> What the other feels is sacred<br> What the other thinks is rude<br> <br> You don't really want a soul mate<br> She's all and everything you're not<br> You don't really need a soul mate<br> But She's all you've really got<br> <br> Face it, bozo<br> You're hooked, addicted<br> Couldn't exist without Her<br> Need Her like the Sun, Moon and stars<br> Love Her madly, insanely, unreasonably<br> Till death do us<br> <br> Part of me wants<br> What?<br> <br> To sit alone and masturbate<br> Or lift the phone and call my mate?<br> <br> Hello, dear<br> I miss you<br> Feels like you're part of me.<br> </h3>
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<hr><a href="jail.htm"><img src="jail.gif" width="73" height="38" align="BOTTOM" naturalsizeflag="3"></a><a href="16.htm"><img src="16.gif" width="61" height="38" align="BOTTOM" naturalsizeflag="3"></a><a href="broads.htm"><img src="bait.gif" width="79" height="38" align="BOTTOM" naturalsizeflag="3"></a>
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